The Transporter. Before the bashing begins, let me just say that I utterly LOVE Jason Statham and generally, these movies entertain me no end. Partly because of the following, I won't lie.
Firstly. The sound track. The tacky, tinkly and very obvious "love" theme that slips into the scene whenever the [awful] female lead is on screen is incredibly irritating.
Secondly. The female lead. WHY is Jason, this all hunky, fast driving, mean fighting machine, going for this nasty brat??
Thirdly. The Asian villain. Does anyone else think he looks like the lunch lady you were afraid of?
Things I like? The fitted shirt he wears, and the fight scenes. And the tackiness, let's face it.