Monday Evening at the Park

A few of us headed to the park one gloriously warm Monday evening to play cards, frisbee, take photographs of Kevin Costa, and kick the kids off the jungle gym. This is us, probably far to old to be having so much fun.

Haili Plays at Guru's

As you will remember, I notified you all of Haili's show at Guru's. Here are some snaps of the happy occasion. Haili and her roommate Morgan both played while Moana, Barrett, myself and other friends sat back and enjoyed Guru's famous sweet potato fries (YUM!), and Rich amused himself with my camera.

Wardrobe Peek of the Day

Here's a peek at 2 new purchases that I scored while sale shopping this summer. Thank you to GUESS and Nine West.

2 Days to California LOVE!

Haili and I are leaving for LA on Thursday!

Because Some of You Have Been Wondering...

A Day in the Life of Me, Summer Version, Current

5.30am Alarm goes off

6.ooam I give up on hitting "snooze"

6.30am Finished getting ready for work, grad a granola bar and head out to work

7.00am Clock in at work- check the news, a few favourite blogs, read scriptures

11.00am Lunch Break- wherein I sometimes go to the library to take back books/ check books out, go to the post office, call my aunt, write to Alastair, eat luch and/or lay out in the sun

12.00pm Clock back in at work

4.00pm Clock out and head home

4.30pm grab a book, towel and sun screen and head to the pool- check mail on the way- set up lounging station at the pool and read/ tan/ swim

6.00pm Change and go on bike ride/ run errands

7.00pm Shower and get ready for social engagement- which usually means an adventure with Haili and other friends, but is sometimes replaced with the occasional date (frequently? whatever...)

USUALLY home by 10.00pm (unless... I'm not...), chat with roommate, check email

10.30pm Hot tub/ Sauna jaunt

11.00pm Shower/ PJ time, sometimes watch an episode of FRIENDS

11.30 Sleepiness

3.00am wake up, get a drink, go back to bed

A Word...

Well readers (all 8 of you): I would just like to say that despite the rather random foul mood that I seem to be in these past 2 days; I really have an appreciation for my life right now. I have a great job and wonderful friends, a fantastic family who love me, and beautiful weather. And a pool and hot tub. And books. And great food. And Anna's bike that allows me to take epic bike rides most days. And a camera that I don't use enough. And great music that moves me. Life is good!

In the News: China Stops Shock Therapy For Internet Addicts

China's Health Ministry has ordered a hospital to stop using electric shock therapy to cure youths of Internet addiction, saying there was no scientific evidence it worked.Linyi Mental Health Hospital in eastern Shandong province used the treatment as part of a four-month program that has so far treated nearly 3,000 youths, the China Youth Daily newspaper has reported, citing the psychiatrist who runs it, Yang Yongxin.The ministry said in a statement posted on its Web site late Monday there is no domestic or international clinical evidence that electric shock therapy helps cure Internet addiction (see link below to read the rest of this article).

People of the Day: Logan and Connor

This is Connor. This picture is the epitome of his character. Interpret how you will. He's probably one of my favourite people ever- and I think I would like my kids to be as funny as he is.

This is Logan. What a stud. I stole this picture from his facebook (which means it came from someone else... sorry about the slight stalkage) and was delighted to note that Alastair's Will-Smith-early-90s fashion flair hadn't rubbed off. How stylish is he?! I'm telling you: Logan is the British Zac Efron (minus the movie fame, musicalness and uncool g/f).

Quote of the Day

Hollie and Haili are at work playing Mash.

Hollie: OOH! We should pre-prepare a whole book of MASH for the roadtrip to LA!
Haili: THAT is the BEST idea you have EVER had.

Awkward Family Photos is on a Roll...

Words cannot express how grateful I was for this today. HILARIOUS.

Occupation of Time...

Well, I hate to admit it, but the thing that has been occupying my time at work this week (besides the usual blog stalkage of fail, awkward family photos, eonline, the news etc.), is Stephenie Meyer's latest Project, MIDNIGHT SUN. It is basically TWILIGHT, but in Edward's eyes. She has posted the first 200 or so pages on her website, and the girls in the office are hard at work becoming familiar with the hero's mind. I maintain that Robert Pattison doesn't quite fit it as Edward. I wish I could have it on paper infront of me so that I could scribble out all of Meyer's mistakes as I go through it (I HOPE it is an unedited draft that she has posted). And... I am sincerely embarassed to be so very interested in it!

Senile Moment of the Week

WELL. After work I ran down to the pool with my scriptures and my Preach My gospel. Read a little, tanned a little, swam a little- the usual. Anyway this morning I got up a tad late and started to pack my bag for work- realized my scrips were missing and began to panic slightly. Of course this is the usual for me- "misplacing" items (another reason I miss my roommate Anna: she knows where all of my things end up). I searched high and low and no success. Where were they? The pool.

Awkward Family Photo of the Day

Velcro fun. I LOVE this picture. Firstly, whoever invented the velcro suit is a legend. Secondly... well just look!

Google of the Day

Hannah Davis, a new work friend, and I are googlers, officially. Today I typed in "mansion" and this Redneck mansion came up. Fabulous.

Haili Gregson at Guru's, July 9

Haili, my incredibly talented bestie, is playing a show at Guru's (on center street) on thursday. Hails and i will be going to LA later this month and we could very possibly "make it" in which case-- we are never coming back. So come and see her on thursday (over some of Gurus sweet potato fries- yum!) because it might be your last chance before you have to pay a gazillion bucks for a fancy concert hall ticket.

The Man-Suit

For any men out there blog stalking: This is how the suit ought to be done: fitted, fitted, fitted. Too many of you out there wear suits that are far too big. The 80's (and 90's) are over. Take notes from Ryan above. You're Welcome.

Pakistan: Taliban buying children for suicide attacks

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (CNN) -- A top Taliban leader in Pakistan is buying and selling children for suicide bombings, Pakistani and U.S. officials said.

In the video of a training camp, children can be seen killing and going through exercises.
Mehsud has been selling the children, once trained, to other Taliban officials for $6,000 to $12,000, Pakistani military officials said.

Some of the children are as young as 11, the officials said.
"He has been been admitting he holds a training center for young boys, for preparing them for suicide bombing. So he is on record saying all this, accepting these crimes," said Major General Akhtar Abbas, spokesman for the Pakistani army.

The young suicide bombers may be able to reach targets unnoticed, the military said.

Read the rest of this tragic story at cnn.com

My 4.30- 6.00

THIS is where I spend my early evenings with my ipod (currently playing the transformers soundtrack, anya marina and *cough* the ying yang twins [edited]). I love the dessert in summer. And having a pool.

Movie Reviews of the Week

First of all, let me express my appreciation for Dollar Movie Theaters. I quite enjoyed informing my good friend Malika Toure (there's an accent on her "e", but my keyboarding skills are not quite ready for that) that where she, in New York City, pays up to $10 for a movie, the good people of Cinemark have acknowledged that we in Provo are not quite as tolerant of the Box Office. As such, they have kindly provided us with a lovely theater that we may enjoy for only $1 on weekdays (50 cent mondays) and $2 at the weekend.

And now, the movies of the past week (please note that I do not usually go to the movies so often as I have this past week. There is no real reason...)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Kevin Costa took me to see this delightful boy-movie. As seems to be the right of my sex, I must admit that I quite enjoy a good chick flick. However, I think growing up with my boys, I have learned to appreciate the "boy-movie". Wolverine was everything it promised to be: action packed, testosterone filled and comic savvy. According to its innate purpose (to be the saturday morning comic cartoon style movie), it fulfilled its duty and I think did so very well. Some observations: why isn't the lead girl in anything huge by now? She was quite spectacular. Ryan Reynolds (as always) did not disappoint- his sword skills blew me away (as did his biceps, let's be honest. Another reason to frown about Scarlett Johansson). Liev can actually pull off the fangs. The memory erase was such a cop-out. Hugh's performance was engaging and I was rather relieved to note that his hair wasn't in that awful devil-style that he tried to rock in the X-Men movies.

Brothers Bloom. Thanks to my lovely roommate, Thalia, for introducting me to this trailer. even more thanks to the Dollars for not charging me $8. This was one of those movies that I don't think enjoyed enough credit for what it offered: a great adventure story, some incredibly hilarious lines, wonderful characters and impressive writing. I very much enjoyed Mark Ruffalo in a role other than the passive submissive silent type that gets his heart broken in every other movie he does. Adrien Brody and Rachel Weiss had genuine working chemistry that drove the plot. This was yet another flick that made my pen hand itch, and lived up to everything a movie should be. Go see it!

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Despite a few good laughs, this movie was regrettably... well, regrettable. If the direction that the Chick Flick is going these days is into an abyss of highly sexually charged abuse on the female character: count me out. A few people in the theater got up and left- I wanted to stand and applaud them. Matthew McConaughy seems to tigh-cast himself in every movie he does, so his character was predictable- but still managed to shock me with how despicable he was. If this is how men think and act, my faith in the human race is dwindling. Of course, I understand what message the writer was trying to get across- that that sort of behaviour from a man will get him nowhere in love or life. But really, what man would go see a movie titled "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" without being dragged there by his girlfriend? I was not impressed- and glad I only paid $1. There was a time when movies set out to woo the audience. Now they seem intent on disappointing under the guise or "realism".

Family Photo of the Day

Thanks to awkwardfamilyphotos.com for this deligthful family shot that had me in stitches today. words can't express how truly awkward this is.

Fail of the Day

This got me giggling at my desk today. Thanks once more to failblog.

The Daily Shout- Out

My Lavulo family! For obvious reasons (see above) I miss my funny cousins Princess William and King Kati (love the choice of crowns, guys!) and A. Jules (a.k.a. Laban). So today's shout out goes to them, for their inspirational creativity and cute faces.

Thanks to Jules' blog for the pics (stole them).

Picture of the Day

For some reason this picture gets me a little excited for the new Harry Potter movie...

FHE Water Fight

Andrea's group had a water fight planned for their FHE activity. Who ever heard of a planned water fight?? So I decided to take a "personal day" from work and spent the day filling 350 water balloons. My lovely FHE group ambushed Andrea's group, and a whole score of water fun ensued. Many thanks to Kari's facebook page for these pictures.

Happy Wedding Day Loren and Anne!

Today is Loren and Anne's Wedding Day!

Congrats guys.

The above is what google came up with when I typed in "Loren and Anne". Apparently There is a powerful art couple named Loren and Anne and they collect art from all over. they got this one from Fritz Scholder. I thought it was appropriate as Loren and Anne appreciate art. Their wedding reception last night was artistically themed: friends and family displayed art on the walls around the room. It was really interesting for the guests to enjoy that, and to make their own art for Loren and Anne rather than signing a guest book.

So here's to an eternity of appreciating beautiful things together!

My Dream Summer

Last night Devon and I attended a lovely wedding reception for one of our close friends (congrats Loren and Anne!), and on the way home I decided to confide in him one of my dream summer plans. Upon sharing my idea, I was met with uncontrollable laughter which I thought was really rather discouraging! In fact, Devon thought that shovelling horse poo would be much more fun.

What would be so horrid about working at a vineyard for the summer? It would be an incredibly rewarding experience, learning the value of patience and hard work, checking on the grapes and walking up and down the rows all day. You could wear a pedometer and count the steps you take in one day- it would be great excercise! I also pointed out that you would get a lovely tan.

Furthermore, squishing the grapes to make grape juice would be exquisite fun, you could paint or read or write in the beautiful scenery when you were sick of the grapes and you could make lots of new friends and listen to their stories all day long. AND if you were in love, it is the perfect scenery for romance.

FINALLY: most fertilizers are made of horse poo, so I don't see why he wouldn't enjoy it. I have such stubborn friends.

Michael Jackson Dies at Age Fifty

Michael Jackson, arguably the King of Pop, died yesterday, June 25 2009 after suffering a sudden cardiac arrest.

Things to do at Work: Best Blog Ever

seriouslysoblessed.blogspot.com
Possibly my favourite of the week. Stereotype mormon blog mom- HILARIOUS stuff, incredibly funny to read. Some samples:


Gym it up. If you can't actually GO to the gym a lot, def talk about it tons, keep a gym bag visible in the back seat, and act sore a lot. Its impeerically proven and ladies know it: six pack now --> stake pres later.

Supposably it's still "too early" for me to go to the DTD (Down There Doc) about our cute fetus, BUT made plans with all the other prego gals (TIMEOUT: Soooo fun that so many of them are prego too...weird, right??!), we are going to hit up Fetal Fotos ASAP and get 3D pics of our babies faces and then put little talking bubbles on them that say things like "Good luck, dad!" and "No pressure, it's just my social status! :)" to plaster around the boyses study desks to help them focus.

We definately busted out the Pampered Chef/Tupperware/insert Home Business Opportunity here gear, including the most DARLING cookie cutters EVER to EXIST throughout time and are using them to add serious personality, passion and pizazz to the lunchtime sandwiches we make so lovingly each day!! Love the one shaped like an "A+!" not to mention the darling hearts, stars, crowns and even a little briefcase! Personally, I love LOVE love to cut the meat with it, THEN the low-fat cheese with it, THEN the tomatos, cukes, etc., THEN combine them and cut the bread with it so all the corners match up. Angelbabe is going to grin his hot face right off when he sees all the support I put in those suckers! One more way we don't let the sizzle fizzle!!

THEN we printed a TON of seriously adorable flashcards with way hard law/biz/med/dental terms on them (thanx, Cricut!), ones such as "contracts" and "aggregate" and ""periodontal" and "veneer," then laminated them, THEN went the extra mile and bEdAzzlEd them! All us girls are going to take turns quizzing each other so we can understand the guyses boring slash serious convos. I am TOTALLY calling you guys my cohorts instead of e-BFFs! J/k, talk about a yawner. But with practice all us law/biz/med/dental babes'll totally be able to keep up when they start talking about maximizing prophets which has GOT to be a good thing.

Happy Fathers Day!

Today is Fathers Day!  This is my Dad in perhaps his least favourite setting: the middle of nowhere.  I get to visit my Daddy in about a month and a half!  SO THERE!

Announcement for your General Information:

Haili Gregson, my incredibly talented singer songwriter friend, and I are going to LA in July!  Haili has some music things to do- so we are going down there to "make it".  If we DO, we are not coming back.

We are excited to go to Hollywood, be in the audience of a terrible daytime show, go to the beach, visit H&M, stalk a few stars homes and do the walk of fame.  Any other suggestions for our week of terrific fun are welcome.

This is Hails and myself, on our way to Ikea about a month ago.  We bonded over Ikea.  Naturally.

Spring Term is Over: Friends Leave

Sad day.  Yesterday Erika (pictured above) left, along with Julia, my roommate.  The Spring Term is over, and Summer is beginning on Monday- so my break from classes is officially half way OVER.  Is this a bad thing?  Well, it means my tip to Europe is that much closer... and I guess by then I will be refreshed enough to be excited about classes (which, by the way, are almost entirely editing classes).

Movie of the Week: The Proposal

Love, love, love this movie! Haili and I decided at 10pm on its opening night that we should definitely definitely go and see this flick. We briefly regretted the decision when we saw the waiting line we had to stand in. But this was nothing popcorn and a large slurpee could not fix. When we got into our seats (which were, I am pleased to report, smack dab in the middle of the theater) the wait was forgotten because this movie was everything a girl (no way a guy) would want to see. Sandra Bullock, it must be said, is a comic genius. Ryan Reynolds- and I have known this for quite some time now- also has genius qualities and is probably on my top ten list of "movie stars I want to sit and watch for up to 2 hours". Overall this was a very funny movie with a cute story line and characters that you felt you knew. It was very well written- and was one of those films that made me want to write recreationally.

Photography Award, June 18. 2009.

I have no details on this photograph for you other thank it appeared when I google searched "National Geographic Photography". I think this would be a beautiful setting for chapter one of the novel I will someday write.

WARNING: No Progresso for Late Sleepers

BLLLEEERRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Because I do not pull myself out of bed until the last possible moment; by the time I have stumbled into an outfit for work (which, today, consists of black tights, a black high waisted pencil skirt, banana republic ivory linen shirt and dark green cardigan), brush my teeth and attempt to line my eyes with Revlons latest, I did not have enough time to get myself a nicely packed lunch today. Instead, I searched my cupboards and pulled out this: Progresso Chowder. May I please make a statement on behalf of desperate time constricted office workers everywhere? "Progresso does not cut it!!!!!" There is something seriously wrong when I find myself wishing I had grabbed a Cup Noodle (from that Ramen guy we college kids all love) instead. Gross, gross, gross Progresso.

Movie of the Week

Yes, yes... I saw it. a) Zac Efron makes me feel like a giggly schoolgirl once more. b) hilarious sidekick best friend. c) beautiful tributes to todays greatest cars. d) well, they threw in some morals didn't they?

Go see it.

My Achievements At Work Today

Mad scientist Rich
Ronald McDonald Rich

Frodo Rich

This is Rich. If you watch The Office, Rich is to me like Toby is to Michael. Right now we are at war with one another. Today, the hits included "Paint Battles" wherein we gave eachother paint makeovers and forwarded them around the office. All day. We recieved a warm reception from our audience and I think most agree that I won. Naturally.

(disclaimer-- I don't really hate Rich like Michael hates Toby. I feel for him how Jim feels for Andy)

Breaking News!

The legendary Keith Evans got a facebook account today.  Wonders will never cease.

Rainbow Saturdays

This happened outside my building today.  Contrary to those usual Utah weekends you all hear about, lately we have been experiencing nothing but rain, rain, rain.  The perks are these fantastic rainbows (although this picture is not fantastic because i had to take it with my computer due to lack of camera- mine is dead and I can't find the charger.  This is also my excuse for not uploading pictures anytime soon...)

New Hair

For any of you strangers out there who are blog- stalking (shame on you), you may have the impression that my hair is constantly changing.  Not so.  Well, not usually so.  While it is true that lately my locks have gone under A LOT of transformations etc, I must assure you all that- for some gracious reason of which I am unsure- my hair is really quite healthy and survives the many torrents I put it through.  Latest torrent: the long bob.  Interesting reactions (unexpected more likely): my MOTHER was the supportive one, and my FATHER was the one to chastise me.

Best Piggyback EVER!

This made my day. And made me miss Africa.

Movie of the Month

Devon and Keith and I went to see UP this past weekend- in 3D, no less! THAT was an experience. It took quite a while for my eyes to adjust, but once they did, it was an amazing movie (3D is all the rage. Peter Jackson just vowed that he would only commit to 3D movies from now on- it's the future!). Devon and I agreed that we would have to see it again to remember all the good lines- there were A LOT- it was hilarious. I'd rate it 11 out of ten. Easily.

Picture of the Day

So much about this picture is just me. I love it.

Celebrity of the Day

John Krasinski. Enough Said.

Some Fail's

Because of my severe blogging absence (sorry), here are some hilarious images to make you smile. Thanks again to failblog.

Amazing News Story!

Bride Still in Wedding Gown Saves Family From House Fire
A Connecticut newlywed in her wedding gown is being credited with helping save a family from a Bridgeport house fire.
Officials say that Georgette Clemons had just left her wedding reception Sunday evening when she spotted smoke coming from a home on West McKinley Avenue.
Clemons got out of the car she was riding in and ran into the home. She says a woman was yelling about her animals and didn't want to get out so she had to pull her out.
As firefighters arrived and battled the blaze after members of the Eitelberg family were rescued, Clemons was nearby folding her blackened wedding dress.
Clemons says she messed up her shoes, but says that's no big deal because the people inside the burning home are safe.

America the Beautiful

On days like today I love America. Above is the reason why. Enough said.

Picture of the Day

collected from snippetandink.blogspot.com